Hoop Hound Gifts

Monkey and Giraffe using hoops ... rhino stuck in his

'That was fun!'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Consider yourself chased."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'

'Good dog!'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Canine Scent-ipede

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Beware of dog...poop.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"