Hoop Hound Gifts

Monkey and Giraffe using hoops ... rhino stuck in his

'That was fun!'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Consider yourself chased."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'

'Good dog!'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

Beware of dog...poop.

Canine Scent-ipede

"And yet, I too am a still life."