Adventure Hound Gifts

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'That was fun!'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Dog on a plane.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Mice escaped again@?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"Your bone."

Walking in the woods.

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

Canine Tours

Wanted dog! reward!

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"