Adventurous Animal Lover Gifts

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

'At least you saved the cat.'

'Careful, he bites.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Trojan Beagle.

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Tallyho!"

"I hate it when we fight."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Ratminton