Adventurous Pet Owners Gifts

Walking the dog.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Bypass the Falls

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"Once again, Bingo the Beagle saves the day."

'Careful, he bites.'

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.

"He always wanted to have a house cat to play with."

Places we've been on a dog

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

"Note to self: Barney does not like covered bridges."

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

Strong Dog

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

A Great Invention

Turtles are natural born sledders.

'And where have you been all night...?'

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

Pets past...Did you know?

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."