Pet Owner Adventures Gifts

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Walking the dog.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Bypass the Falls

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"He always wanted to have a house cat to play with."

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Strong Dog

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"Note to self: Barney does not like covered bridges."

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now.'

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

'And where have you been all night...?'