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Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Walking the dog.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Bypass the Falls

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

"He always wanted to have a house cat to play with."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Strong Dog

"Note to self: Barney does not like covered bridges."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

'Looking back, maybe I shouldn't have called you 'Flash'. It just seems sarcastic now.'

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"