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'That dog is not taking the invisible fence seriously.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Walking the dog.

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

Bypass the Falls

Houdini's Dog.

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"He always wanted to have a house cat to play with."

What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

He prefers the flexibility only a motor home provides. Spike.

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

"Note to self: Barney does not like covered bridges."

A Great Invention

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'And where have you been all night...?'