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Island visit.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Walking the dog.

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Bypass the Falls

Houdini's Dog.

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

"He always wanted to have a house cat to play with."

What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"Hey kids! - look what I found at the local animal shelter!"

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

"Note to self: Barney does not like covered bridges."

A Great Invention

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

'And where have you been all night...?'