Dog Owner Adventures T-Shirts

Strong Dog

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Walking the dog.

Walking in the woods.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Bypass the Falls

Houdini's Dog.

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Places we've been on a dog

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

Island visit.

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

Dispelling the myth that a dog can find his way home from hundreds of miles away.

'You look good!'