Canine Adventures T-Shirts

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Dog on a plane.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"Your bone."

Walking the dog.

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Bypass the Falls

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

"Once again, Bingo the Beagle saves the day."

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

Giraffe Interview

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Places we've been on a dog

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

Strong Dog

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

"What if we're lost? We're microchipped, the Council's dog-catcher will drive us home: Let's have fun and explore!"

Turtles are natural born sledders.

A Great Invention

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

"Mister Bones?!"

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

Dispelling the myth that a dog can find his way home from hundreds of miles away.

"Rub his belly."

'Alice, apparently I'm taking King for a walk.'