Doggie Adventures T-Shirts

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

Houdini's Dog.

Sheepdog

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Places we've been on a dog

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Strong Dog

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

"Mister Bones?!"

"That's our paper shredder."

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

Dispelling the myth that a dog can find his way home from hundreds of miles away.

"Rub his belly."

Sleep walking.

'You look good!'

"He's been marking every frame. You should probably take him outside."