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Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Fly Football

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Billy. The Kid.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Swan Fairy Tales

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'