Canine Christmas Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't you think you're spoiling your dog,madam?

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

'Works every time.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Collies Without Borders

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .