Canine Christmas Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't you think you're spoiling your dog,madam?

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Works every time.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Foster failure

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Collies Without Borders

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"