Festive Animal Lovers Pillows

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Cow Pinatas

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Man's best friends."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Oh, crap.'

"I have no thumbs."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Unemotional Support Animal

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Home Sweet Home

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Christmas Pets

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Dog wearing a cone

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Chasebook

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Romeo and Julietta'