Festive Pet Lover Gifts

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Dog bone Christmas tree

Dog Presents.

Forget Mistletoe, bring on the Catnip.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Cat on guitar

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Balloon ski lift

Ice skating boyfriends

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Santa Meets an Alien

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Happy Easter!

Santa vs traffic warden...

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"