Festive Pet Lover T-Shirts

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Dog bone Christmas tree

Dog Presents.

Forget Mistletoe, bring on the Catnip.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Christmas Pets

Dog wearing a cone

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Cat on guitar

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Balloon ski lift

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Ice skating boyfriends

Polar Bear Holiday Song

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Happy Easter!

Santa vs traffic warden...

Santa Meets an Alien

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"

'Warning - inappropriate behaviour could lead to harassement claims. Please shake hands under the mistletoe!'

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'