Holy Wine Hounds Prints

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Wino Appreciation Group

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

Snuggie of Turin

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"A cheeky red?"

"I don't have candy, but I have bread and wine."

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

'No, I cannot turn water into wine...'

"Superb Martini!"

"Some people need a reason to enjoy wine, I just need a glass!"

Recycled Holy Water.

'Could I stop you there and ask you just to confess your own sins?'

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."