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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'That was fun!'

Love a Mutt

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Wedge Issues in the United States.

Half a house is better than none.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"Consider yourself chased."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"The White House Washington"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Bad News

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

'No need to shout.'