Harmony Hound Pillows

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'That was fun!'

Work/Life Balance

Love a Mutt

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saxophone Player.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Musical genres

"I lost the groove."

Dog says hi to a cat.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

No Bruch!

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Consider yourself chased."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Good boy

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'

'Good dog!'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Musical Pondering.

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.