Harmony Hound Fan Pillows

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Love a Mutt

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"She's a miniature."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

'Meet my significant other.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

'I know the rabbit is mechanical but my stomach still wants to give it a try.'