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"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Work/Life Balance

'That was fun!'

Love a Mutt

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saxophone Player.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I lost the groove."

Musical genres

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

No Bruch!

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Good boy

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Consider yourself chased."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'

'Good dog!'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Musical Pondering.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.