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"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'That was fun!'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

A child and his dog

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'It's only a checkup!'

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

huntsman with hounds

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

Way-too-easy rider.

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'You're howling off key again!'

Monkey and Giraffe using hoops ... rhino stuck in his

Moulting Dog

"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"

"Good dog. Good dog."

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

'Ooh that was fun dear! Let's do and see it again tomorrow.'