Hairy Hound Humorist T-Shirts

Moulting Dog

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Where's my horse?'

Bald Man Overcomb

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Consider yourself chased."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'No need to shout.'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Good dog!'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'