Future News Hound Mugs

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Half a house is better than none.

"The White House Washington"

Good boy

Wedge Issues in the United States.

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Obama: The Other White Meat

Bad News

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

The New York Times Blog Review.

Trumpled

Russian Bear with Ukrainian and EU Honey Pots

Government Shutdown: 'Hah! You blinked. I saw you!'

Cartoonist Flashback: January 20, 2009

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

'The following government propaganda will be simulcast on all TV and cable networks under relaxed media ownership rules...'

News of the Day - Armed Peace - The European Budgets.