News Hounds Mugs

Where does the news come from? And where does fake news come from?

"Are you through with your 'Times'?"

Cash for honours: 'Suit you, sir - Oooh, suit you!"

Trump and the Republicans

Unemployment Contagion

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"He said WHAT idiotic insane thing now?? I'd put on my surprise face, but it's all worn out."

"Political scandals come and go, but sex scandals are forever."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Oligarchy

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Man Reading Laptop.

Fear of news.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Joe Biden

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Hang in There Democracy!

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'