Rumour Detective Gifts

'Prejudices ready? Disbelief suspended? Here comes the rumour.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Safety Barriers

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

The Hypocritic Oath

'I think it means corporate control is now complete.'

'He died of too much money.'

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

I Can't Believe It's Not Fake News

'Rumors...'

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'I've dealt with it - he's sitting on the naughty step thinking about his behaviour.'

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

News of the Underworld

"The truth? With all the fake news and alternative facts now, we're all just guessing."

When policewomen date.

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

We're fact checking your story.

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"Damned lies."

'Your BBC. Where the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.