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"If you use up all your worry today what will you have tomorrow?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Newspaper suicide.

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Freedom of the press

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

News for Sale

Big Newspaper Delivery

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

The Expert

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Obama: The Other White Meat

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Half a house is better than none.

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'