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'Ed' 'Op-ed'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Fear of news.

Newspaper suicide.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Freedom of the press

Beware of the 4th quarter.

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

HS2

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"