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News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
Fear of news.
Newspaper suicide.
"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"
'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'
Freedom of the press
News for Sale
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
The Expert
"He really hates all the fake news!!"
'How fast can you hype?'
"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."
'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'
Big Newspaper Delivery
'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'
'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'
'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'
"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"
"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."
Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)
"Here's what went wrong today."
"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."
"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."
'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''
Magazine stand in middle of the desert.
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'
"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"
"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."
'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'
Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!
"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."
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