Deficit Hawk Gifts

Don't Do Jack and the Beanstalk.

"Who's got the hammer?"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

HS2

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Kicking The Habit

Chained CPI

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"The dow is over 21,000!"

True Horror, Courtesy of the Cabinet of Dr. Biden

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

A wholly owned subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Ebola Clinic

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...