Price Hawk Gifts

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Who's got the hammer?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Beware of the 4th quarter.

HS2

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Capitalism gone nuts!

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

Kicking The Habit

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Bureau of Inflation.

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Chained CPI

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'What a bargain!'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Gas prices up.

True Horror, Courtesy of the Cabinet of Dr. Biden

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.