Price Hawk Prints

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Who's got the hammer?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

HS2

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

Kicking The Habit

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Bureau of Inflation.

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'What a bargain!'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Gas prices up.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."