Price Warrior Gifts

"When did water start costing more than wine?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everything's gone up."

Changing Room Decisions

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

Bureau of Inflation.

'What a bargain!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Sold It All.

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

Gas prices up.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Short Memories

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."