Capitalism gone nuts!
Price War Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a price war enthusiast? Find witty, lighthearted products designed to honor their love for deals, discounts, and a good bargain battle. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, our collection captures the fun side of being a price war fanatic. These unique gifts are sure to spark conversations and bring a smile to any deal hunter’s face, adding a humorous twist to their passion for savings.
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
A Quiet Rebuke.
'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'
'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.
Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)
"Everything's gone up."
Online Shopping.
"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."
"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."
Bureau of Inflation.
'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'
"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."
"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"
'What a bargain!'
"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."
Gas prices up.
Bargains
"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."
"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"
'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'
Short Memories
'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'
"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"
I brake for all 50 off Sales.
"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"
Final clearance sale.
sale
Garage Sales Anonymous
"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."
Duel Fuel?
Price War Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Price War Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating price war enthusiasts—perfect for adding humor and personality to their coffee breaks.
Price War Enthusiast Pillows
Find pillows that bring a humorous touch to their space, highlighting their love for deals and strategic savings.
Price War Enthusiast Prints
Check out prints that showcase the fun side of price wars with clever designs—ideal for decorating the workspace or home of a true deal fan.
Price War Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the competitive spirit of bargain lovers—fun, witty, and perfect for casual wear that makes a statement.