Price Change Enthusiast Gifts

The Gas Price Race

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Online Shopping.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Bureau of Inflation.

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

Gas prices up.

'I drink to bring about change.'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Bargains

Moanathon.

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'