Price War Enthusiast Mugs

Capitalism gone nuts!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Everything's gone up."

Online Shopping.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'What a bargain!'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

Gas prices up.

Bargains

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Short Memories

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

Final clearance sale.

sale

Garage Sales Anonymous

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Duel Fuel?