Price-watching Enthusiast Mugs

Skyrocket gas Prices

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

A Quiet Rebuke.

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Sale.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Everything's gone up."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"I don't like the look of this."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Online Shopping.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Crisis Buzz.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

Bureau of Inflation.

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'