Price Tag Aficionado Mugs

"We lowered the sticker price from here to here."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Sale.

"Everything's gone up."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Online Shopping.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Crisis Buzz.

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Capitalism gone nuts!

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Bargains

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

Garage Sales Anonymous

'Let me through... I'm a retail therapist.'

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