Bargain Enthusiasts Mugs

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"I just..."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'