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Skyrocket gas Prices

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

A Quiet Rebuke.

Sale.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Everything's gone up."

"I don't like the look of this."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Jumping Wall Street.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Online Shopping.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Crisis Buzz.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Capitalism gone nuts!

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

Bureau of Inflation.

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."