Price War Enthusiast Pillows

Capitalism gone nuts!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Everything's gone up."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Online Shopping.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'What a bargain!'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Bargains

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Garage Sales Anonymous

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

sale

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

Duel Fuel?

"I'm a bargain hunter."