Price Tag Warrior Pillows

Duel Fuel?

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Changing Room Decisions

"Everything's gone up."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Capitalism gone nuts!

"Returns"

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'What a bargain!'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Sold It All.

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

Short Memories

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

Executive Lifestyle

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Genius Bar

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"Any chance of some credit?"

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'