Price Tag Warrior Prints

Duel Fuel?

Gourmet Deli - Express Check-Out: $1000 or less.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Changing Room Decisions

"Everything's gone up."

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Capitalism gone nuts!

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"Returns"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'What a bargain!'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Sold It All.

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Executive Lifestyle

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

Short Memories

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Genius Bar

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

"Any chance of some credit?"

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'