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Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

A Quiet Rebuke.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Online Shopping.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

Capitalism gone nuts!

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Bargains

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

Garage Sales Anonymous

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Final clearance sale.

sale

'Look, mom...a bargain!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Dealmobile.

"I'm a bargain hunter."