Inflation Warrior Gifts

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

Preparing for high prices

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

For sale

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

America's Biggest Export...

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

In the red

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Duel Fuel?

'IBM is up two, Google is up one-half and your prune-Danish is up one buck.'

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

'Have you been reading the financial pages again?'

UK Economy

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

"Everything's higher this year."

"I'll have what's left of my people contact what's left of your people."

The Long Wait...

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

'Unless I'm misinterpreting the signs gentleman we are fast approachign the status of a non profit organization.'