Inflation Fighters Gifts

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

The cost of living.

Magician finds his pockets empty due to high food prices.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

Hypocrisy about poverty

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

In the red

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Duel Fuel?

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

'Dollar'

Gordon Brown is making money.

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

Tel Aviv Tents

UK Economy

Mervyn King

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."

Chained CPI

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

Addiction: high gas prices.