Inflation Fighters Gifts

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

The cost of living.

Magician finds his pockets empty due to high food prices.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

Hypocrisy about poverty

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

There's no real oil emergency...

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

In the red

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

Duel Fuel?

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Gordon Brown is making money.

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

UK Economy

Tel Aviv Tents

'Dollar'

Mervyn King

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

Runaway Inflation Is Here

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

"I intend to leave this earth with that with which I came into it …. Thirty million adjusted for inflation."

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'

Addiction: high gas prices.

A man gets attacked by his credit report.