Inflation Warrior Mugs

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

Yard sale sign states: Profits Go 4 Gas.

Preparing for high prices

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Everything's gone up."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

For sale

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

America's Biggest Export...

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

In the red

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Duel Fuel?

'IBM is up two, Google is up one-half and your prune-Danish is up one buck.'

'Have you been reading the financial pages again?'

UK Economy

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."

"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"

"Everything's higher this year."

The Long Wait...

"I'll have what's left of my people contact what's left of your people."

'I'm giving you the maximum punishment...I'm letting you go free to worry about taxes, inflation and everything else, just like the rest of us.'