Budget Hawk Gifts

'Rooms are $200 a day. Did you want nurses. . .? Bed. . .? Sheets. . .?'

'Top brass want us to be more disciplined about how we handle money...how much have we got left?' - 'About two and a half draws full!'

Economic torture.

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

'You're a show-off Cameron!'

Atttn: Congressman Boehner...It's crying time!

New for 2012 Olympic Can Kicking.

World Cop.

'It's not us! It's the government that's living way beyond OUR means!'

'We're surrounded!'

'Hello, you called and asked to speak to 'one of the clowns who manages the budget'...?'

'So much tax revenue to spend, so little time....'

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

Public Library: Closed Due To Difficult Decisions

"Who's got the hammer?"

EU budget deal.

Kicking The Habit

Republicans: Friends with No Benefits

"Public opinion appears split between those who support the public school system and those who can afford private schools."

"He's the pro 'fiscal insanity' candidate."

Scuttling The Economy

GOP-Democrats and the Attraction of the Dollar.

'It can't be said, we're doing nothin for future generations, we're givin' them a huge deficit! The greatest ever!'

IRS: Mueller Report

Budget cuts...

"Let's see - I'll need better education and health care...throw in some help for the poor and elderly and..."

Save the World - Save Your Credit Rating

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'How can politicians talk about cutting spending and pass the buck at the same time?'

State Deficit

'Have beer and fags gone up yet?'

Someone Suggests We Raise Taxes...

The Gingrich who stole Christmas.

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

How bipartisanship really works...'Still the best congress money can buy!'