Fiscal Hawks Gifts

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

HS2

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Currency Stimulus.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Kicking The Habit

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

Chained CPI

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'The financial advisor is here.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

True Horror, Courtesy of the Cabinet of Dr. Biden

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.